Wait, they're placid married? Charlie Shininess and Brooke Mueller take filed finishing divorce papers, TMZ reports, reminding us that this once-volatile couple is undisturbed together ... in a authorized sense. (That breakup is tranquilly to dismiss from one's mind here given Sheen's latest debauched shenanigans.) California law decrees that a divorce becomes legal six months after the inaugural filing; so Gloss and Mueller at one's desire be liberated on May 2. But releasing comes with a expense: The filthy-rich Polish, who's made bajillions on "Two and a Half Men," was false to divvy up his incongruous ration of the marital wreckage.